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She Loves Dirty Talk Too
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My first Shemale
“Curious? Bi?” Well, yes, but only with a shemale. Beyond that I’m a firmly planted heterosexual. For many years I longed to have sex with a shemale but never did anything about it. (I’m not much of an initiator). The community I live in has lots of shemale beauts; maybe that started my intere... Read full Story
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Shemale fucks guy - My gf fucks my slutty ass.
I have a shemale girlfriend & we both are in a relationship. One day, I decide to give her a visit. I'm 5'7 guy & she's 6 feet. That makes her tall & intimidating & whenever we meet, it's me who become her gf. I visit her, she takes me in. SHe pulls me towards her while giving me a deep kiss. I ... Read full Story
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Once wasn't enough!- my 2nd shemale exp
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Being Shemale Part II
After sometime the driver left. Night Two I was again ready by 10 Pm as usual wearing make up and sexy night outfit. My push up bra helped my breast look very attractive looked perfect with my slim body I was standing as usual in the balcony around 11 PM and the driver stopped by again.... Read full Story
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Fooled Into Love by a Beautiful Transexual
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My Shemale Fantasy
Allow me to introduce myself, i’m a young European man, in my early twenties, writing my first erotic story. This has been a fantasy all my life, it probably will remain a fantasy, but that doesnt mean i cant write about it. Ever since i was old enough to realize my raising sexual interest and... Read full Story
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MY FIRST SEX WITH SHEMALE
This is some of True incidents happen in my life when i take an office trip at last 2 years. After a long flight, I departed, and made arrangements for my luggage to be sent to the hotel, and then went to a restaurant / bar to get a meal and a drink. I am not a good flyer, and get real nervous durin... Read full Story
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My first shemale sex
I had developed a strong desire to be with a hot looking shemale for a long time. I really did not know how to make contact with anyone in the small city I lived in, and figured it would likely never happen to me. One day at work at my computer support job, I was informed that another branch of our ... Read full Story
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My Shemale Sex Adventures
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Threesome fun
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Fantastic threesome w/ Miranda Pinocchio & Danielle Albuquerque
Today taken by the craving for something really big I call Miranda who answers me immediately and despite the language barriers and her way of speaking not always understandable we agree for 70 and a quiet thing. I sling in Naples, central area, the usual low in the alleys between via Marina and the... Read full Story
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My lifes story, which I want to share it with world!
Since my childhood very beginning every time when I see female to which I am attracted to, I imagine how I would go down on her, I just love to do enjoying it for hours. I am obsessed with cunnilingus and I do it with passion!... and then this happened... I'm still writing my full movie scene abo... Read full Story
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The Game 2
That next morning again Ada and I went down for breakfast and the table was smaller, It wasn't as grand as it had once been and to every guy at the table was now at least two girls. We had our normal breakfast and for once there seemed to be a little more chat between everyone, I think after bei... Read full Story
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My Sugar Daddy Spanked Me & My Girlfriend (I screwed up again)
In my last fantasy article I explained how my Sugar Daddy allows me to date girls since I am bisexual and attracted to them too, but they, and in fact anyone, are not allowed to touch me intimately without explicit permission from my Daddy. Anytime a girl wants to touch me: kiss, hold hands, put her... Read full Story
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My new Life with Pat. Part 2
While Jean was discussing with the lady from the next table i feel the didlo starting to vibrate and then something like a small ball move up and down into the didlo, it was a prostate massage. I saw Jean playing with a remote control, He increased and deacresed the frequency of vibration and the ... Read full Story
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Best girls night ever!
Recently I had a meet up with a couple of CD girlfriends at a hotel for drinks. We had planned on taking some pics together, having some fun, changing outfits, etc. But, I kind of accidentally got drunk on rum real quick (I don't drink but once or twice a year, but I was super nervous about meetin... Read full Story
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My body became a gift for them
My name is Lely Bella Calistia, I am a shemale and I once had a boyfriend named Reza, she was handsome, muscular, sexy, and romantic, I was dating for a year. And a few years ago I broke up with him, because he made me a bet. At that time me and he planned a vacation to the villa where my boyfri... Read full Story
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Shawshan part2
The summer weather has finally let up and cool evenings where you need a sweater are among my favorite times of the year. Charlene left now from prison and served her time for drug possession. We had become close friends as well as cellmates over the last few months. She no longer cuts her hair as ... Read full Story
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Meeting Amanda
I’m a happily married man. My wife Tess and I have been together since we were teenagers. We were each other’s first real lovers and being in our mid-thirties by now, we still madly in love with each other. Tess and I always are very honest and open to each other. Both in normal life and sexual... Read full Story
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New Orleans TS dream come true..
In was on New Orleans running water for the victims of Katrina in 2005. I went down to Bourbon St several times an one night I walked into adult fetish store and as I was looking around there was what appeared to be a very beautiful black woman bending over with a very short skirt on. I was admirin... Read full Story
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The Girl Next Door Ch. 01 by derezzed ©
Michael was your average 21-year-old college student. He was on his way home from college for summer break after finishing his finals and looking forward to a few months of relaxation. Driving home Michael reflected on his past three years of college. It had been a great junior year. He met a lot of... Read full Story
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A Night of Lust
I was out at a night club with a few friends, and we were there for for a while before I noticed this sexy, rather short girl across from me at the bar looking over. I could tell, even from this distance that there was something special about her, I wasn’t sure what that was quite yet though. The mo... Read full Story
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TG Girlfriend moves in (part 2)
My wife Lydia and I have been married about 9 months, we have a very close TG friend, Joanne, that lives next door and every once in a while, we get together, and all go out and enjoy. We have had sex together, and when Lydia is away Joanne, and I are together at every opportunity. Joanne and I work... Read full Story
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Couple and a Tranny
There is a saying that a single man looking for companionship and good fortune will seek someone for marriage. Lydia and I met several months ago on an online dating site. We agreed to meet at a bar restaurant for drinks and initial meeting. She was at the bar wearing a yellow sundress, white painte... Read full Story
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Aunt trip
In 2013, after almost three years of service in Afghanistan, George Madsen, a gay Royal Navy communications petty officer, retired. His experience in the distant deserts had left an indelible mark, the memories of friends lost and challenges faced still burned vividly in his mind. Coming home was n... Read full Story
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Amanda and Me Chapter 2
I rolled over after reading Amanda's note with a big smile on my face. I couldn't believe that after all the time I had spent masterbating to shemales and fantasizing about meeting one it had actually happened. Not only had it happened but it had been the most amazing sexual experience of my life. ... Read full Story
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C'EST LA PATRONNE
Le rêve est mort. L'écriture était ma passion, mais cela n'a jamais servi à rien. La réalité a une mauvaise façon de vous rattraper, déchiquetant vos désirs dans son sillage. Ce cycle d'épargne et de vie de ces économies s'est progressivement révélé intenable et maintenant, à ving... Read full Story
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Mike and Chris Together
Mike's sex life had taken a definite series of turns for the worse. When he called one of his favorite partners, Stella, she apologized for not returning his earlier calls, and told him she had been very busy lately. "I'm really sorry, Mike. I've had some great times with you, and I will alw... Read full Story
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Dame et jardinier
Piotr se tenait sur les escaliers de la villa de Klonowa Street, située dans le quartier à la mode et riche de sa ville. Il était environ midi par un chaud samedi de juin. C'était son dernier arrêt ce jour-là. Il avait déjà collecté l'argent des autres clients avec lesquels il traitait des jardins, ... Read full Story
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HOSPITALITÉ DU SUD
Ash regarda sa mère, incrédule quant à ce qu'elle venait de dire. Il comprenait la prémisse de base de ce qui s'était passé, mais le raisonnement qu'elle avait dû le déconcerter. "Pourquoi ?! Pourquoi ferais-tu ça ?!" Il a plaidé, la voix légère et désespérée. Elle haussa l... Read full Story
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His Perfect Shemale Partner Part 2
Quite a few things have changed since the last chapter. OK maybe not that many, I am still lusting after Sally's body needing to have my dick in her and feel her in me, but we are a lot closer now as we are living together. Sally has gone to her 1st choice University and I decided I would rather get... Read full Story
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A Virgin Crossdresser
I was newly turned 18 never even kissed a girl let alone had sex. I had been crossdressing for about a year and had stumbled upon a site called tvchix which where I spent my nights in chat looking and getting an insight into what this world could offer. Bit of background I had named my alter eg... Read full Story
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HOW ONE PEEPING TOM MORNING TURNED ME INTO A SHEMALE SISSY BITCH
It was while cutting across his back trailer park lawn around 7pm on misty July Saturday evening, when I first discovered that Mr. Parker was really a fag. How else could you describe a man wearing a long blonde wig on his head while below he wore only a large somehow stuffed pink lacey woman's bra ... Read full Story
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Bimbo Bombshell
Chapter Two - Your Place Or Mine? It was obvious that continuing in this behavior was probably not going to go over well with the employees, the customers, or the owner who was now looking over in my direction with his eyebrow raised up and a disapproving look on his face. "Hi. I'm named Jake. ... Read full Story
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Becoming a Chrissy - Chapter 2
I had always felt like I had a hot body for a girl. I was naturally blonde and smooth; I guess I had been blessed by my parents’ Scandinavian genetics. My pubes were always just a small fuzz—easy to shave and keep a clean bikini line. Same thing with my armpit hair. And my ass? Completely smooth and... Read full Story
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My first TG lover
I first met Holli at the gymnasium of our apartment complex. Since it was around 6:00 am on a Sunday morning, I didn’t expect to see anyone that early. At first just like we all do, the customary good morning, small talk, and it usually stops there, but there was just something that drew my attentio... Read full Story
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My first date with a "shemale"
I met a guy whom i worked with and found out he was bisexual,it didn't bother me nor did i care because i know who i was.I realized he was trying to date me without asking me if i was that way.I flat out turned him down and told him i didn't go that way! I was still young and new to this. I was coo... Read full Story
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Alex
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My TS Journey
I'm a straight, married guy in my 30's, at least that how I appear to everyone that knows me. I have an intense obsession with Trans women that I have been indulging since I was a teenager. Over the years this fixation has grown into something that ranged from watching porn initially, to having my a... Read full Story
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Jo, Shemale Goddess! Part 1
Jo plumped the cushion and carefully positioned it until it was precisely at the right angle. Nothing less than perfection would do. Ricki, her friend of twelve years was coming to stay overnight and she would notice if the tiniest thing was out of place. An impatient knock on the door signalled ... Read full Story
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My first shemale experience
So before I was even into the porn I had my first experience. I was 25 years old and never thought about anything like this till it happened. I was out with my friends one night hitting the usual bars on the weekend when this hot young woman caught my eye. I was feeling pretty brave due to my "... Read full Story
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My wonderful life with Patl : The dinner
Hello All, Since Pat told me to serve her fully naked i was/i am really keen to back home and to make her happy. One day she told me, I hate to see you so hairy, I would like you will be fully shaved. I will be very happy to have your cock, balls and ass smooth as a baby skin. I will shav... Read full Story
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My wonderful life with Pat : The tattoo
Few hours later Marie and Pat arrived, Marie ordered me to stand-up and kiss me hardly with her tongue rolling in my mouth. She say me goodbye and thank you so much for dinner and the marvelous night, Pat is really lucky with you. I was so surprised i reply by a shy thank you. After Marie has le... Read full Story
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My shemale initiation
I was alone at home. Wife gone for a vacation. I was surfing the net. I am infatuated with shemales. I looked at redbook and saw a very sexy lady. I contacted her. I drove to her hotel and picked her up. She was gorgeous. As we drove to my house, I asked about the size of her package. She said 9". I... Read full Story
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Fucked by Dany Suad and sucked her off
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Halloween Night Again
Last October my girlfriend Kelly and I were drinking wine and playing cribbage on a cold, rainy night. After dating her for six months we usually stayed in on weekends. I consider myself very lucky to be dating her. She is an incredibly beautiful brunette and has a perfect 36C-24-26 figure on her 5'... Read full Story
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Crossing lines
It had always been a fantasy of mine. I have very feminine features and long natural straight brown hair. Which recently I had shortened to chin length. I have been dressing in womens clothing now for many months and had decided that this was the night in which I get made up totally and head ou... Read full Story
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Bimbo Bombshell
Bimbo Bombshell - Chapter One: Singled Out! Even though it was Friday, the bar wasn't particularly crowded that night. I never knew what hit me. This Gorgeous Blonde bombshell, starts flirting with me right a my table. I found myself wondering why this glamorous beauty, had chosen me. I was... Read full Story
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My Dream pt 3
Our first invitation arrived at the end of September. Sydney spotted it first and tossed it into the trash with out looking at it. She didn't tell me what it was and I didn't bother asking. The next invitation arrived two weeks later. This one Sydney opened and after reading it she passed ... Read full Story
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Shawshank affair
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Mai
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Trannies in Space
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Bimini (part2)
Emily was introduced to me by my friend Jan at a night club. ‘Em’ is a 19 y/o t-girl and absolutely adorable figure and very sexy legs. Well after leaving me at the club with Emily, I had invited her to fly to Bimini the next day for a long weekend . If you read part 1 you will know. Waking up... Read full Story
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