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The BIG COCK that I will eat.
ENGLISH: Hello friends. In the link below, you can see the tranny cock that will fuck me in the days to come. I saw her advertised on the internet, I picked up the phone and called, I will see her when her clinical tests are negative for sexually transmitted diseases, because I will surely swallow... Read full Story
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ATTENTES SUBVERTIES ⚧️ ⚧️
Les choses allaient si bien.... Après un long et misérable quart de travail, Steven rentrait enfin chez lui. La plupart des gens détestent faire la navette, mais Steven trouve que la demi-heure de route est un moyen idéal pour se détendre avec un livre audio ou un podcast. Dernièrement, cette pet... Read full Story
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LE COCU OCCASIONNEL ⚧️ ⚧️
Ma femme et moi avons grandi dans la même petite ville, mais pas tout à fait en même temps. Elle a quelques années de plus, ce qu'elle ne me laisse jamais oublier. Elle a gardé ma sœur et moi, quand j'avais 12 ans et ma sœur Carrie 9 ans. J'avais un énorme béguin pour elle. Elle était une lycéenne, ... Read full Story
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C'EST LA PATRONNE ⚧️ ⚧️
Le rêve est mort. L'écriture était ma passion, mais cela n'a jamais servi à rien. La réalité a une mauvaise façon de vous rattraper, déchiquetant vos désirs dans son sillage. Ce cycle d'épargne et de vie de ces économies s'est progressivement révélé intenable et maintenant, à vingt-cinq ans, j'ai... Read full Story
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My first experience with a tranny
ENGLISH: I want to tell you about my first sexual experience with a transsexual in 2018. I was a bit drunk and got horny, I searched the internet and found a brunette tranny with 7 inches of cock, wavy hair, young and attractive. She had an HIV negative health card. We went to the motel and I was... Read full Story
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First Time I Experienced Eating a Tgirl Out
So this is likely going to seem tabboo for some and if this is not your thing, I respect that but everyone is different. Eating pussy came natural to me like it does for most guys once they start having sex with girls. Other than one time 69ing with a female and having what I would call "incidental ... Read full Story
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Deflowering Latina Sissy Destiny
A real life story of my one and only time deflowering someone and being their first real encounter, I was 27 at the time and she was 21. I am absolutely convinced that Trans girls and CDs have a bit of a 6th sense when it comes to perceiving which guys are into them even in a public situation. I ... Read full Story
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First fuck in public ;)
You’re only wearing a coat, I find a place where, I can kiss you then slide my hand between the flaps of your coat. I expose your breasts and slide my hand down across your tummy down to your pussy. My fingers start to explore your soft bush, working there way to your soft pink lips surrounding your... Read full Story
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Business trip
Craig and I were salesmen for the same company and on a trip together to woo new clients. The last thing I expected was that we would woo each other. It had been a long day and we went to our rooms to relax and unwind. After I had my room service and wanted to go over the proposals I realized Crai... Read full Story
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Larissa blond blown in Frankfurt
Very friendly already on the phone. She was very chatty. Asked when I wanted to come and I said at 12:00. I meant if she squirts and she answered yes, but costs 50 € extra. She then said that at 12:00 maybe her landlord will come, the bed would be broken. If he hadn't been there by then, we would ha... Read full Story
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Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club
"Can you wear a dress tonight?" "I can't crossdress in public, I'm not 'out' and don't want to be seen that way." "That's okay. We're going to a gay-only club that has a drag queen show tonight, so you'd fit right in." "Cool, but I'll have to change when we get there." "Awesome! See you tonight!... Read full Story
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Ladyboy surprise in Bankgkok
A few years ago I went to Thailand for the first time, my first stop was the bustling city of Bangkok. I had heard stories about the nightlife, the girls and the tourists. The country had never appealed to me that much but through a twist of fate I ended up visiting the city of sin for a couple of d... Read full Story
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Stepping Out
All through the next week we searched through almost all the online dating sites and it was the same as before. Some wanted just me or just Deena, but not the both of us together. One good result was that I found a trans gender support group and they were going to meet on the next Tuesday which was ... Read full Story
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I met a guy in the nightclub and I didn't tell him I was Trans
I’d worn an absolutely killer dress just to make sure I got what I was looking for that night. Dancing under the lights I could feel eyes all over me, and as the evening progressed men became bolder and bolder about approaching. This one was athletic, sexy and had all the right dance moves, at least... Read full Story
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Fooled Into Love by a Beautiful Transexual
A fictional, steamy love story about a Man’s first experience with a Shemale... a real take charge kinda girl! Maria Lopez was an absolutely stunning 23 yr old Puerto Rican Goddess. I remember the first time I laid eyes on her, bent over inside her hatchback Toyota, pulling out a hanging fern pla... Read full Story
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I fucked the hotel handy man and he had a monster cock
I was on vacation in a new town and decided to stay at this new hotel. I heard it was the best and the location was close to some sites I wanted to explore. I enjoyed my stay there, especially one evening when my air conditioner stopped working, and the hotel guy came to fix it. He looked so hot tha... Read full Story
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DE BRO À SISSY ⚧️ ⚧️
Mon ami Magnus et moi nous sommes connus presque toute notre vie. Nous nous sommes rencontrés en pré-maternelle, quand nous vivions à un pâté de maisons et demi l'un de l'autre. Nos familles étaient proches et nous avons grandi côte à côte. Nous nous connaissions depuis si longtemps; nous nous appel... Read full Story
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Exposure, Disclosure
The Greatest Liar, Exposure, Disclosure © Alexandra Rios 2019 Author’s Note: This is a continuation of the narrative which commenced with “My Awkward Phase”, which I posted here previously. Readers may wish to read that before continuing, although I have written them to stand alone. Natives s... Read full Story
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FILLE DE RÊVE ⚧️ ⚧️
« Alors, à quoi ressemblerait ta petite amie parfaite ? » « Toi », pensa Steph, regardant dans les yeux noisette avec des reflets dorés à l'intérieur. Il lui fallut quelques secondes pour se rendre compte qu'il devait répondre avec sa bouche. « Oh, euh… quelqu'un d'attentionné je suppose ? ... Read full Story
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LE PROGRAMME D'ÉCHANGE SISSY ⚧️ ⚧️
Kristy a travaillé pour Le Matriarcat. Cela semblait plus officiel que ça ne l'était vraiment. Comme si c'était un "Nouvel Ordre Mondial". C'était en fait un club dirigé par des femmes spécialisées dans certains services que les hommes paient grassement. Cela pourrait être appelé prostitution selon ... Read full Story
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Submit to big mexican verga
When my travels take me to San Jose area, always hook up with Grace. Not too attractive, but she has the largest cock for dominating my slutty mouth and ass. The latest visit I brought along a leg spreader and wrist restraints. So I get to her place, we exchange our pleasantries, then get undress... Read full Story
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JoHannas Trainingsprogramm - Teil 2
Hi, der Fick-Trainings-Tag rückt näher ! Mir juckt schon der Arsch ! Das letzte Training war vor einer Woche und ich hab jeden Tag mit Freuden daran gedacht. Ich träume vom Schwanz lutschen ! Ich werde ganz wuschig und geil wenn ich an die feinen steifen Schwänze denke, die sich mir entgegenstrecken... Read full Story
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Different 3some in Acapulco
My job in a large travel agency takes me every march to Acapulco for the Tianguis Turistico, (Mexico tourist fair) that takes place in this nice resort. I very much enjoy those trips, and especially the pole dancing bars, were I would hang out at least 2 or 3 times during my stay. Those places ar... Read full Story
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First time in Key West
I've always been fascinated by shemales.  Aside from having an overall appreciation for how the male member in general functions and, when properly stimulated, pulses and pumps...cum spewing from the tip.  I've watched any number of webcam shows where guys jerk off.  And yeah, I've wa... Read full Story
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Spankys mother cloths torn off on stage reveal she has cockoc
Erotic website remake of the little Rascals short film remake of Beginners Luck. The audience is laughing hysterically at Spanky attempts to open his stuck helmet. Spankys mother, a blonde beauty peeks out at the audience from the stage wing, as the crowd’s loud laughter, nervously biting her finge... Read full Story
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A Job in the Theatre Chapter 2
Paul nearly jumped out of his skin when they heard the doorbell ring. "Who is that" he asked panicked. "Just calm down. I'm not expecting any guests. Oh, this is a prefect opportunity. I want you to answer the door. It will give you a chance to show off all that you have learned to... Read full Story
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TG Girlfriend moves in
Monday morning 6:00 am and I am just awakening, and I realize a naked body beside me has her arm around me, we are both naked. My wife Lydia is out of town to a seminar, and this adorable brunette perky tits and lovely eyebrows, beautiful lips slightly pink, sleeping beside me. Joanne and I had spen... Read full Story
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Teasing BIG BLACK COCKS at truck stops
I'm a white blonde bubble butt Tgirl living in Las Vegas and sometimes I go out and cruise the truck stops on I15 down south to I10. I do it at night and sometimes for a whole weekend in my mini van which has darkened windows. I love to get out of my mini van and walk around the back parking row at ... Read full Story
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Dating all whole my life
Julia and Ilya, together 10 years It was more than 10 years and 2 children ago. In December 2005, we agreed to meet at the gate of my office after a working day. I did not go out godlessly for a long time (40 minutes from the appointed time), but he still waited. I hope he does not regret it ... Read full Story
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Hooked On Shemale Cock
Nitromethane Well, that did it, I finally swallowed my first load of shemale cum, and I haven't been able to get it out of my mind since. It was three years or so that I'd been wanting to have a shemale cum in my mouth, and it was everything I'd dreamed and more, but now what? I'm at work think... Read full Story
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Pune crossdresser Night Girl
Hi friends, I hope you liked my earlier stories. This is my new story about a lady boy / crossdresser / sissy boy. Around 2 years back I came across a profile on Planet Romeo with name Nightgirl. I sent her message that i found her sexy and attracted to her and wanna meet her. I am alway... Read full Story
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Big cock heaven.
I live in Vancouver and saw a beautiful trans escort online and couldn’t resist setting up a meeting. I met her at a hotel and she was just as beautiful in person as online. She was Asian and had the most wonderful big tits and ass. Her cock was a solid 8 inches, uncut with a big mushroom head, whic... Read full Story
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Beginnings
I always knew I was a bit different though due to social stigma I didn't fully accept it till later in life. I wish I knew then what I know now and had embraced it sooner. Puberty hit and gynecomastia (formation of women's breasts) hit harder (36C). I was teased, groped constantly and was even force... Read full Story
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Fun Afternoon In A Toilet
I was feeling very horny as I entered the toilet cubicle it had a lot to do with what I was wearing. I had dressed up in my sexy undies about 2 hours ago and had been playing around and looking at porn, before driving to this location. Under my street clothes I had on a bra, black and lacy, a sus... Read full Story
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Lady In The House Ch. 09
A story by MicheleNylons ( Continued adventures of a cross-dressed prison prostitute. ) I lay there stunned, how had I miscalculated my effect on the Warden? The one man who could guarantee a transfer from this shit-hole; fuck!!!! The cravings of male sexual hunger within the confines of the ... Read full Story
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Bimini (part2)
Emily was introduced to me by my friend Jan at a night club. ‘Em’ is a 19 y/o t-girl and absolutely adorable figure and very sexy legs. Well after leaving me at the club with Emily, I had invited her to fly to Bimini the next day for a long weekend . If you read part 1 you will know. Waking up... Read full Story
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Surprise Ending (Part One)
My wife is the picture of professionalism from 8 to 5, but after hours she is a sexual dynamo who loves men and women. Throughout our relationship she has introduced several of her gal pals into our bedroom, hot tub, shower, etc...you get the idea. Anyway, two weeks ago she let me know that one o... Read full Story
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Shemale Chrissy Fucked by a Demon
I wanted to write this the night it happened, Halloween, but I was still so traumatized. I was at my fictional fantasy Sugar Daddy's house alone and already spooked out by the noises of this old hundred-year-old wooden house in this loud thunder storm on what some call "Devil's Night." I had to turn... Read full Story
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How could I forget my first time .......
"Ok, ok, ok stop. No more. It hurts a bit" I said. "Just relax your ass baby. Push out like you have to go poo", my date said. How did I end up like this? A straight A college student, a devout Christian with a nice gf like me ends up in bed with this sexy woman ...... Ok wait, I thought she wa... Read full Story
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Librarian with a Cock
I would go to the library on Tuesday's mainly because I was attracted to the librarian. I never really slept with women but for some reason she really turned me on. I guess it was her age, but I love older men and women (sometimes.) A few weeks ago I struck up a conversation and found out her name w... Read full Story
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Sucking My first cock
It all started earlier this week, I had begun to watch a lot of sissy hypnosis videos and training videos, mainly ones from Polish Mistress. Every time I watch these videos, I usually would just end up masturbating or going on Cam/Phone with someone. But, after watching a 35 minute faggot hypnosi... Read full Story
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Caught In Your Wife's Panties
DRESSED IN YOUR WIFE'S PANTIES I called on a girlfriend of mine the other day and you'll never guess what. I'd gone upstairs to use the bathroom, and I noticed her bedroom door was ajar and, me being a nosy fucking bitch, glanced in. What did I see? I saw her kinky husband pulling on a pair ... Read full Story
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TGirl Initiation by 3 BIG BLACK 12
In my teen years I was often told that I was quite feminine.The high school punks always told me that I filled out the back of my jeans in a girly way. After taking a shower one day I did notice that they were right, I had a nice white bubble butt. Not to mention that my lips were also quite girly. ... Read full Story
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Not your usual birthday present
So here we go again “Happy Birthday” to me, at 51 it’s not that great really it’s just a reminder your getting older!! Anyway here I am 51 having an absolute ball and fulfilling my wildest dreams, Justina likes being out of the closest and loooooves cock.. So for her birthday she hopes someone has ... Read full Story
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Tasting the good FLESH
I am no longer Virgin, en bon et du forme Thing never dared since I taste the enjoyment by all the senses and in all its senses... I discovered her when she smiled at me as a thank-you for giving her the way to the small-town supermarket where I was on business. Sandals at her feet of Cinderell... Read full Story
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Why I desire transsexual cock
I've thought about what it must feel like to have jus for a bit, a transsexual cock inside you. How ones nervousness is turned into extreme horniness upon seeing her cock for the first time. The thoughts that must race thru your head. How big is her she-cock?. Do I touch it? Do i lick the length of... Read full Story
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Nancy the hot and sexy TS in Pattaya
Hi this is Ris, this is my third story. Well Last year I went to Thailand on lone trip. I went directly to pattaya and had rest and went to Walking Street in the evening. Was visiting many nude bars, ts Bars, dance bars. but while walking on the street one particular girl catch my attention. s... Read full Story
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Alleyway Adventure
One day after school I am walking to a coffee shop and I notice this hot chick waving at me to come over to her. She is wearing a tight pair of Lululemon yoga pants and only a bra on top. As if in a trance I walk over to her and she smiles. She leans over and whispers in my ear "Do you want to ... Read full Story
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Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag 2: At the Apartment
This is Part 2 to the article I wrote called "Sissy Femboy Chrissy in Drag at the Club." In that story I explained how I am 41 but look, feel and sound younger, that I shave myself smooth and like dressing in gurly panties and other female clothes to be a sissy femboy for older guys. A guy I met on ... Read full Story
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Amy and the Straight Jocks PT1
Only a couple close friends knew for sure and most others knew it as just a rumor. Amy dressed and lived life as a girl like she had since the start of high school when she moved from a new town. The jocks would laugh and whisper to each other when she walked by debating if the rumors were true. Co... Read full Story
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Surprise Ending (Part Two)
My curiosity, unconscious urges, and my horniness pushed me into action. I gently cradled Karla's balls in my left hand while my right hand settled on her taut ass. I caressed both and then let my left hand move on to her now blood engorged shecock. I am a pretty big dude, but I could hardly get ... Read full Story
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Becoming a Cock Worshipper Chapter 2
After sucking Ray he let me use his shower to clean up. He led me upstairs to a rather luxurious master bath, with an enormous marble tub, with expensive looking twin shower heads. Before showering I paused to admire myself in the mirror: I was stunned by my appearance, my lipstick and eyeshadow wer... Read full Story
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A Job in the Theatre Chapter 18
"You are not going to believe this," Andrew said. He managed one of Ted's businesses down by the beach. He was one of the few employees who were aware of Ted's special interests. "Believe what?" Ted asked taking the bait. "A new guy started working out over there about... Read full Story
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Ass Whore Laurie, Double Penetrated
Ok, its Friday evening. My C List ad is finally published, "Ass Whore 4 MMM Tops" and waiting....waiting for some horney guys eager to pump up a hot sissy cock whore and willing to be in a group! Lot's of responses (my pics never fail!) but only singles looking for a one on one. So, I... Read full Story
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One night Transtand ;)
One Night Transtand By BalkanMan990 Published on Lush Stories on 05 Oct 2019 I had no idea she was a trans.. I didn't stop kissing or fondling her when I found out. I went out for a drink at one of the many bars at Croatia,where my girlfriend Sabina and I were staying.Sabina and I had been drin... Read full Story
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Vanessa and the workmen gangbang
The three workmen were slaving away in the back garden, in the hot sun. Vanessa watched them from the upstairs bedroom window, getting more excited by the second. Under her robe she was wearing a beautiful red basque with a red g-string, black stockings and five inch heels. This was topped off with ... Read full Story
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Cheating Sissy Wife
My name is Ginger and my main stud is Keith, a truck driver, who is only in town once a week. We have and ongoing role-playing fantasy that we carried out whenever he was in town. I am his dutiful ideal housewife who is perfect in every way. My talents excel in both the kitchen and the bedroom. I fi... Read full Story
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Shemale fucks guy - My gf fucks my slutty ass.
I have a shemale girlfriend & we both are in a relationship. One day, I decide to give her a visit. I'm 5'7 guy & she's 6 feet. That makes her tall & intimidating & whenever we meet, it's me who become her gf. I visit her, she takes me in. SHe pulls me towards her while giving me a deep kiss. I ... Read full Story
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How Sia Shemale Pune fucked me ...
I met Sia through ts-dating . Called her n went to meet her. When I saw her I could not believe that she is shemale n has got cock between her legs. My god so beautiful feminine. Her implants are very sexy n make her more beautiful... Then I paid her n we went to comfortable small bedroom. I d... Read full Story
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Horny Writing A Strange Habit
I enjoy watching videos which I can Vicariously live. This is nothing more than my horny hobby, an amalgamation of various thoughts. My form of hands free edging. Spell checked only, "No I haven't proof read a first draft, not trying to publish masterful works here." Hope to hear from those w... Read full Story
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Camming Down the Rabbit Hole Ch. 08
A familiar sensation greeted me as my eyes opened and a yawn escaped my mouth, that oh so delicious feeling of my morning wood straining against my silk night ware. It was becoming an ever occurring pattern that no matter how large the orgasm the night before I would wake with the hardest of cocks, ... Read full Story
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First Cross-dressings Loosing Anal Virginity
It happened after a month of me blowing that guy twice...I mean I was so damn excited and was craving for his cock....I was blowing him every weekend in his car after the school...his cock was almost 7 inches and was so thick and that I like so so much the gagging he was giving everytime, that chock... Read full Story
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Got my ass pounded in Miami by a tranny escort
Got my ass pounded in Miami by a beautiful tranny escort with a 10 inch thick cock. Years ago I was in Miami for a business trip. Four days just me in my hotel room. I decided to treat myself to some of the X rated channels that my hotel provided. As usual I went straight to the tranny porn.... Read full Story
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mushrooms in all shapes and forms
Mushroom season is open! Yummy! I love mushrooms, in all shapes and forms. We were about fifteen mushroom lovers who only get together to pick mushrooms, without any other friendly gatherings! For this last outing of the season, our splendid instructor was accompanied by her cousin, who was sup... Read full Story
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My TS experience in India, Pune
Im 6 ft tall fair with handsome looks and regular exercise keeps me fit and healthy. Im also blessed with quite big and thick cock with indian standards. Im total shemale fan and I watch shemale porn crazily every day. I was in search of TS or Shemale in pune since long then one day I was searchin... Read full Story
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Big cock shemale from Pune, India
I just saw her profile on Planet Romeo, her name is ID is Kaynat / Muskan. I saw her photos and got attracted to her. I am always a big fan and lover of Shemales or TS. I called her and fixed appointment by negotiating with her for 2500 INR. I went to meet her, she stays in a condominium in ... Read full Story
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Three In A Day
Clara felf especially slutty today. She briefly gazed at her long legs shimmered in the smooth, silky black stockings, and black patent leather pumps as she pressed the gas pedal of her car. Her olive skin and black wig were set off by the brightest shade of red lipstick she could find. Driving d... Read full Story
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Lover Delight
Lover's Delight Ebony was a delight for Brian… and Lovers Delight is what the guys called Ebony down at the local. She was a hot babe that everyone wanted but Brian was the one she chose as her full time lover and friend. She knew how to please him and he knew how to tease her and what ... Read full Story
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She also conquered my soul...
Initiation in a new era... Almost three months since I offered my virginity to a wonderfull he-woman, Selmi... unfortunately I had to cancel the second day we planned to spend together with my LORDESS because I quitted the town where we met the day before. Since, only few summer fling messages...... Read full Story
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Getting Fucked By Jeff
Getting Fucked By Jeff I was sitting at the bar one night having a drink and wanting some dick when a man sat next to me and said “Hi, I am Jeff.” Smiling at him, I said” Hi, I am Penny.” Jeff and I chatted and he bought me another drink. After a while, Jeff said” In all honesty, I only boug... Read full Story
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My wife found out I also love cock
Even though I've been a tranny lover since I was 18 I ended up marrying Barb she had a set of tits and an ass built for speed. I never told her about my past nor did I pump her for her past. We had been married for a couple of months when I got that need for big black cock again so while Barb slept ... Read full Story
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My Sugar Daddy Spanked Me & My Girlfriend (I screwed up again)
In my last fantasy article I explained how my Sugar Daddy allows me to date girls since I am bisexual and attracted to them too, but they, and in fact anyone, are not allowed to touch me intimately without explicit permission from my Daddy. Anytime a girl wants to touch me: kiss, hold hands, put her... Read full Story
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The 10 in Bay 10
On the USS Corinth, there were 10 bays - the first bay was for the captains and their personnel, the second bay for first class, the third bay for business, and so on. The back bays were reserved for the ship’s workers. All the way back in bay 10 was the engineering bay. Those in bay 10 rarely inter... Read full Story
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Used in a hotel room
This is a recurring fantasy I have about being used in a hotel room. I’m working on making this a reality but for now this will have to do. I travel a lot for work and end up in many cities across the world. Usually I am out and exploring bars and restaurants. Always ends with me jerking off alo... Read full Story
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Being taught a lesson .......... I think!
How did I end up on my back in my own bed, legs straight up with my ankles over her shoulders, ready to have my ass fucked from a lost bet? A bet that Alma clearly cheated at as we discover. I was off to Thailand for a 16 week course in Thai massage at a school recommended highly by a friend I ha... Read full Story
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My story
Please don't hurt me, I whimpered softly. Oh no my Lil slut, mommy has no intention of hurting you but making your fantasy become real, she said. But your thing, its kinda big. I'm a bit scared, I said. Mmmmmm, don't worry baby. Mommy wants this to be so good that you become my steady, she said... Read full Story
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Desiree and Big John
It had been only a week since I'd introduced "Desiree, the Hot to Trot Transvestite" to my girlfriend Suzie, leaving me not a bit surprised that she chose not to spend the very next weekend at my place. While she hadn't freaked out, she was concerned I was gay since I was so convincing but... Read full Story
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He Could Have R*ped Me!
This guy was so big, taller than me and I'm 6 feet, and bigger, not fat, just right for his big size, and I am so skinny, except for my tummy, that he could have pinned me down and forced himself onto and into me against my will, and no matter how much I'd struggle with him and fight back, he could ... Read full Story
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MILF Alessia Travestita finds a bottom boy
I was several days into a cruise to New Zealand and Australia with my wife. This morning my wife went on an excursion that I had no interest in, so I had the cabin to myself. I hadn't had any sex with my wife in the last 3 days due to the activities such as the various jaunts to Auckland and the sur... Read full Story
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The Big Tiddy Goth Girl
Hannah and I went to the pool in my apartment complex. This was my first time dressed as female in public and I was loving my new, feminine tan lines. To keep a long story short, while tanning we were perv'd on and approached by a guy calling himself Mark. He was desperate for our attention and fumb... Read full Story